fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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