who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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