Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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