I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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