everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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