I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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