I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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