So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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