My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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