is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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