What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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