I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
