Someone shit on the floor
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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