I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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