i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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