Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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