I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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