I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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