don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
