The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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