it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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