Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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