I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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