What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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