Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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