I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
what day is it and did you see me today?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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