His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So vagazzling was a success
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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