I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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