redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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