He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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