fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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