we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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