apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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