I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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