My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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