They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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