everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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