So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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