I hope mine doesn't look like that
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
