either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I feel like death gave me a hand job
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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