it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
