when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
