Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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