The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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