I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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