butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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