yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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