Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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