i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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