So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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