would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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