Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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