You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
