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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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