No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
